DR RUTH FRAUD EXPOSED

A horrible shock stroke today thousands of people as a major fraud involving Dr. Ruth was brought to light. After months of undercover investigations, detectives came up with hard evidence that an impersonator of Dr. Ruth was giving away ill advice with no scientific background whatsoever, but as a result of her own obsessions and vivid imaginations. The imposter had also adopted a phony Russian accent to deceive her unsuspicious victims, and make them believe that they were actually talking to the real Dr. Ruth.

The detectives have only published the imposter's picture up to now, promissing to give more details when the investigation has been completed and full light has been shed upon the true motives of the impersonator. It is believed that the impersonator is located someplace in Greece, but it is known that she travelled to Paris in mid 2001 to grab some details on Dr. Ruth's accent and behaviour.

We did try to get the real Dr. Ruth's opinion on the subject, but she kindly refused: "Dear dear, I'm in such a shock. I dear not think of the harm she may have caused to people. This is totally sick!"

Dr. Ruth will not update this site for a few weeks, until the issue is cleared out. "Once everything has been sorted out", she quoted, "we'll all get back to having a lot of terrific sex!"